Okay, I have a confession: I listen to talk radio. A lot. I'll listen to conservatives, I'll listen to liberals. I know Thom Hartmann is a complete socialist loon, and I know Rush Limbaugh is a pompous, neo-fascist ass. God, I used to enjoy his show, oh, twelve years or so ago, when he still was occasionally funny. I stopped listening to him completely when he lied about the drug use. I have no problem with the fact that he got hooked on drugs - my beef was that he lied about it: words mean things, and he lost all credibility with me when he lied. As for Thom Hartmann, he'll have something plausibly sane to say a couple of times a week or so.
Anyhoo, I've heard no less than three hosts over the past few days ask how Lindsey Lohan can be saved. Folks, she can't. Send the loser to jail for a couple of years. So the hell what if she's not saved? What are we going to save her from, she's the one drinking/shooting/snorting/whoring/driving, no one's forcing her to do it.
My solution? Send all of these freaks (Lindsey, Britney, Paris, Mel Gibson, Ahhnold, Corzine, et al) to California. At that point in time, we detonate a series of explosives, thus sending the state of California off into the ocean. Rather like the whole ice flow thing, but without the Eskimos.
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