DNC

If Hillary Clinton stands up tonight and pulls a Sean Conneyr a la "First Knight", I will vote for her without reservation.

"In order for the party to remain whole, I want all of my supporters....TO SAY FUCK OBAMA, VOTE FOR ME, WE CAN WIN THIS! NO HE CAN'T!"

I'd proudly vote for someone with balls of that magnitude, and it doesn't even matter that I disagree with her on most every ideal and policy.

***EDITED TO ADD***
I'd also be happy if she walks up to the microphone, pauses whilst looking out at the crowd, and simply states, "Fuck it, I don't have to impress you people," and walks off stage.