Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Dancing with the Mentally Challenged Voters

What in the ever-loving blarney fuck was that?

Anna Trebunskaya (and whoever she was dancing with, frankly, I don't care, it's not me dancing with her, which is a damnable shame) was voted off tonight on Dancing With the Stars. Wayne Fucking Newton was the other person in the bottom two, Wayne "I can't dance other than occasionally pivoting my hips while Cheryl dances around me" Newton.

America, listen to me. You fuck up voting for politicians, and now you're screwing the pooch when it comes to Dancing With the Stars. You voted off the hottie in favor of Wayne Fucking Newton. What the hell? But, then again, the show's target audience is housewives, so Wayne's in, any hottie is out.

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