Four Housepets of the Apocalypse

Charlie - Famine, labeled such because, well, he's got a big fat ass and he'll eat all the food causing everyone else to go hungry.


Oliver - Pestilence...well, 'nuff said.


Max - War, labeled such because he's such a fierce little squirrel chaser, and he's just so gosh-darned cute and cuddly and....(ahem) he's a warrior of olden days. Yeah.



Misty - Death, labeled such because she's plotting all of our deaths...our slow, drawn-out, excruciatingly painful deaths. Look at her - she's pure evil. An ancient evil of lore, whose destiny it is to eradicate all human life so she can rule on high as Felinus Supremus.